Well, lo and behold, but it looks like one of the biggest OHLGM Idiots has been arrested.
Larry Sinclair has been alleging that he engaged in homosexual love-nibbles with Barack Obama and that Sen. Obama even shared some nose candy with him. He says that Barack, in an effort to keep the truth from coming out, had a reporter killed…or something. Maybe it was a male prostitute. Who can keep track anymore?
Well, somehow Larry managed to get into the National Press Club so that he can hold a press conference. Apparently, Larry purchased some space there, as the Press Club stated that they don’t refuse anyone the space as long as they can come up with the dolla bills. Larry also, apparently, begged, borrowed and stole to get the money. Ah, the Idiots will help each other do anything.
From Seth Coulter Wells at HuffPost:
Of course, the club had made clear for some time that it should not be viewed as endorsing Mr. Sinclair’s claims simply for having agreed to host his mind-numbingly preposterous litany — heavens, no! All that could be said for the institution was that it was happy to rent out its space to anyone who might be willing to pay in order to switch on the microphone.
And pay Sinclair did — for the venue and its microphone, as well as for a kilted lawyer (with a suspended license) named Montgomery Blair Sibley, who informed those assembled that his preferences in dress were arrived at as a way to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs. “I don’t know why men wear pants,” he said with a poker face. “It’s a function of male genitalia. If you’re size normal or smaller, you’re probably comfortable with [pants]. … Those at the other end of the spectrum find them quite confining.”
“I asked him to wear a suit and tie,” Mr. Sinclair said ruefully. Then, he admitted to suffering from a brain tumor
Really? This isn’t something from an Adam Sandler movie? Mr. Sandler, please take notes, because this, sir, would be too good for you to pass up. Moving on.
Someone on DailyKos discovered that Larry is a wanted man. And the campaign began. Someone else contacted the FBI. And that, as they say, was that. Larry took his happy butt to Washington and held his “press conference” (quotes are used here, because, well, I can’t take this guy very seriously). And he knew he had outstanding warrants and that people hate him.
I also have an active “Colorado Only” warrant for alleged “Theft and Forgery”. I am not ignoring this warrant but am addressing it with the Court in Colorado as well as with the DA’s office. I have a pending motion to dismiss this warrant which I am waiting to have calendared by the Colorado Court.
Still he went. Desperation must have been driving that man like a starving cat sniffing out a used up tuna can. The cat, though, would have been smart enough not to lick the sharp edges. Not our Larry.
After a phone call to the Washington DC Police, we have verified that Lawrence Wayne Sinclair has been arrested at the National Press Club just after his press conference ended.
Thanks to the fine folks who frequent The Mitch and Nan Show, Larry Sinclair has been arrested.
See what I mean by “Idiot X”?
Update
I have discovered that the fine folks at The Mitch and Nan Show did all the leg work on this very funny and very, um, peculiar case. Thanks, you guys. You are indeed saints.
